As a dutiful blogger in our Blogoshere, I thought it was important to tell you I am taking a short blogging break. Don't be afraid,though. Don't turn on your TVs, radios, or open your newspapers while I am gone. Remember: I am *the* source for news.
And please, commenters don't fight with each other and be uncharitable to one another while I am gone; that is my job. My duty is to berate you and fuss at you when you don't see things my way. Heh heh.
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