Hasbro Launches New Jolie-Pitt World Domination! Game

Live Vicariously Through Jolie and Conquer the World

NEW YORK -- Buy children away from hungry Third World mothers, rack up honorary citizenships from other lands, and be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize just for having great hair with Hasbro's exciting new game: Jolie-Pitt World Domination!


The new computer game, inspired and partly developed by Hollywood supercouple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, features Sims-like characters engaging in all types of challenges, including meeting with your stylist in order to choose a smart, yet sexy outfit, for a last-minute U.N. meeting; dodging paparazzi; impressing your new leading man/leading lady; setting up the perfect photo-op in small, impoverished African village, and more. As Jolie and Pitt, use your good looks and powers of empathy to overtake the entire planet. Points are scored on the basis of favorable news clippings and positive poll numbers.

All proceeds from World Domination will be given to The United Nation's Children's Fund.

Brad Pitt said he is pleased with his latest charitable endeavor. "Hasbro has partnered with us to help wipe out poverty in our time," said Pitt. "It can be done, and I don't know why wiping out poverty hasn't been thought of before. It just makes so much sense."

Jolie, who could not be reached for comment because she is filming her new movie, "The Good Shepherd" on location, purportedly told a Dominican Republic aid worker on Tuesday, "Yes, I am pleased with the World Domination! game." The aid worker told Extra! magazine's Billy Bush that as Jolie spoke, a nimbus appeared around her head and the gentle sound of angel wings fluttering could be heard in the distance. The aid worker added that Jolie "is a real hottie."

Pitt reportedly told an African aid worker he thinks Jolie should be considered for some type of honorary sainthood from the Catholic Church, in addition to her honorary Cambodian citizenship. "Spending the day with Angie is like spending the day with Mother Teresa. Well, except without all those annoying moral constraints."

Jane Fonda To Celebrate 50th Year Wedding Anniversary

The following is a special guest post from Truemarriage.net.

Jane Fonda (left) is being supported in her latest form of activism by actress and "Monster-in-Law" co-star Jennifer Lopez.

by Truemarriage.net,
special to catholicnews.org

BOCA RATON, FLA. -- Jane Fonda will celebrate her 50^th wedding anniversary on March 1 at the Sempre Aurum resort in Boca Raton, Florida. Accompanying her will be her three husbands, Roger Vadim, Tom Hayden, and Ted Turner.

"Though I have not been married for 50 years, if you add it all up, it is like a 50 year anniversary," said Fonda. " So, we decided to celebrate our years of love together.” The planning continues for the event, and others, who like Fonda, will never be able to celebrate a traditional 50 year wedding anniversary, are invited to attend what will be a weeklong gala. Events are scheduled to take place during the first week of March, 2006.

The celebration has raised concerns with the Center for Traditional Marriage. Mary McEvan, the spokeswoman for the Center stated, “I just don’t think that those who have had three marriages can celebrate a 50^th anniversary. These celebrations have traditionally been for being married to the same person for 50 years.” Other groups have promised to protest the event.

However, Fonda, known for her activism in movies and against the Vietnam War, is not backing down. In fact, she sees this event as a natural outgrowth of her other forms of activism. Fonda said, “Many, many people cannot celebrate a 50^th wedding anniversary because of the cards they have been dealt. This celebration is for the widows and widowers whose spouse was taken from them by circumstances. It is for those who were unable to stay married because of circumstances. It is for those who chose not to stay married because of circumstances. Really, it is about celebrating the diversity of lives that each of us has lived” Besides her former husbands, Fonda has invited a long list of Hollywood stars and politicians to celebrate with her. In addition, her children, stepchildren and others will be part of the celebration.

All three of her former husbands intend on coming to celebrate this wonderful event. Fonda has planned a weeklong wedding anniversary celebration. Roger Vadim said, “I am coming to celebrate what Jane and I had. Jane and I will spend the first 2 days of the event together in memory of our 8 years of life and loving.” Following up those 2 days will be Tom Hayden who was married to Fonda for 17 years. “It was an exciting part of my life and I look back on it and want to celebrate with Jane,” Hayden said. Hayden will spend three days with Fonda.

Finally, Turner, her latest husband (nine years) will have two days to spend with Jane. “I look forward to squeezing as much celebration into those two days as possible,” Turner said. Special events are being planned for each day to be capped by a dinner dance every night. The last night will be a gala celebration.

Fonda invites people from across America and the world to join her. She has started a Foundation, Golden Years for Everyone, as a vehicle for promoting the idea. Said Fonda, “Our parents and grandparents had such stifling ideas about these things. It is important to reach out to everyone for important events like these. Studies show that those who have celebrated 50 year anniversaries are the happiest people and have the most stable families. Everyone should be happy and have stable families.”

Besides her Foundation, Fonda hopes that her message resonates with those, who because of circumstances, miss out on many other important events. She said she hopes that kids who never went to college or finished high school can attend class reunions, and that workers and even those who have never worked can celebrate 25 and 50 years with the company. In addition she said she wants everyone to be able to celebrate birthdays of 50 and 75 and 100, even if they never reach such milestones. "This is not about commitment and achievement, this is about circumstances, this is about celebration," she said.

[On a serious note, THE TRUE MARRIAGE project is working to have civil courts recognize a couple's constitutional right to have a serious religious marriage, and no-fault divorce can't be forced on these couples if it is against their religion. An appeal of a no-fault divorce is in underway in Ohio.� http://www.truemarriage.net/ ]